• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

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Q

Anonymous asked:

You make me laugh on a daily basis by how seriously lame you are 😂

A

Good :)

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

(via zackisontumblr)

sheffieldphoenix:

naked—snake:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Little Pedestrian. How absolutely exhilarating.

The civilian casualty

The Amazing Customer Service Representative….

I’m doomed to retail

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

(via tyleroakley)

ch0colatesh0ulders:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

Thought it was a harmonica

Its definitely a saxophone……

my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created
my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created
my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

(via shadowwolfx3)

ch0colatesh0ulders:

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

you’re just so hot

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(via lez-be-fri3nds)

“Their intelligence. Elephants understand that ivory is the reason they’re being killed. There are very, very few big bulls with big ivory left in the world, and the two or three still in Tsavo have become nocturnal. I’ve seen a bull with big tusks by the road turn his back, trying to hide the ivory.”

What’s the biggest misconception people have about elephants?

Daphne Sheldrick, interview in TIME Magazine, June 4, 2012

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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